Software Developers Versus Drug Dealers

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Drug dealers                      Software developers 
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Refer to their clients            Refer to their clients
as "users".                       as "users".
     
"The first one's free!"           "Download a free trial 
version..." 
     
Have important South-East         Have important South-East 
Asian connections                 Asian connections
     
Strange jargon:                   Strange jargon:
 "Stick,"
 "Rock,"                          "SCSI," "RTFM," 
 "Dime bag," "E".                 "Java," "ISDN".
     
Realize that there's              Realize that there's 
tons of cash in the               tons of cash in the 
14- to 25-year-old                14- to 25-year-old 
market.                           market.
     
Job is assisted by the            Job is assisted by 
industry's producing              industry's producing 
newer, more potent mixes.         newer, faster machines.
     
Often seen in the company         Often seen in the company of 
of pimps and hustlers.            marketing people and venture
                                  capitalists.
     
Their product causes              DOOM. Quake. SimCity. Duke 
Nukem 3D. 

Unhealthy addictions.             'Nuff said.
     
Do your job well, and             Damn! Damn! DAMN!!! 
you can sleep with
sexy movie stars who
depend on you.

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