How to get Embarassed on the Net - Big Time

The following is true - It all started at Oracle

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[Identities masked and obscured to protect the innocent & the embarassed.]
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--- On Mon, 11 Nov 1996 10:57:20 -0800  WAX@mdli.com wrote:

>Here's the whole thing.  Bizzarrre!
>
>WayneC
>
>From:	GINAG        "GINA G"  1-NOV-1996 10:13:49.98
>To:	WA
>CC:	
>Subj:	FYI
>
>From:	BRIANK       31-OCT-1996 13:17:02.51
>To:	KREESE,KAREN,GINAG,EILEEN
>CC:	
>Subj:	This is a really strange woman
>
>This is almost unbelievable.
>---------------------- Forwarded by David J./NCalifornia/AUDIT/EYLLP/US 
on
>10/31/96 12:02 PM ---------------------------
>
>        he@ mail.texas.edu
>        10/29/96 05:28 PM
>EY.COM@INTERNET cc: Subject: Fwd: FWD>>fwd- hot babes (fwd)
>
>a very entertaining example of the potential to misuse e-mail...
>Juile- have you heard about this?
>
>>Date: Mon, 28 Oct 1996 12:26:35 -0800
>>From: Pierre_
>>Subject: Fwd: FWD>>fwd- hot babes (fwd)
>>To: rat-list@com.com
>>Content-Description: cc:Mail note part
>>
>>This is a perfect example of how NOT to use 
>>email as a form of communication.
>>
>>>Well, here's a copy of the infamous Oracle E-mail.
>>>
>>>For those of you who haven't heard, a woman at Oracle sent the
>>>attached bio out on all of her eligible friends via e-mail.  The
>>>purpose was to get them hooked up w/dates for the Christmas party,
>>>and it subsequently made its way around the entire company.  Of
>>>course, Larry Ellison eventually got it, and the shit hit the fan.
>>>Apparently, she almost got fired.  I heard about this this weekend,
>>>and today, someone else forwarded it to me.  I have included all of
>>>the forwarded messages to give a sense of how many times this thing
>>>got forwarded.  Very funny.
>>>
>>>MTD
>>>---------------------
>>>From: AU@us.oracle.com (au@us.oracle.com)
>>>To: man@guidant.com, m@c-cube.com, mi@aol.com,
>>>    anne@xilinx.com
>>>Date: 96-08-05 20:33:47 EDT
>>>
>>>Get a load of this. It's worth reading the forwarding messages. And
>>>yes, I do know the author of this message (but not THAT well)]]
>>>
>>>====================================================
>>>
>>>Here's the infamous Oracle Party message...
>>>
>>>===================================================
>>>Hector                                             
>>>Senior Technical Staff                     
>>>Oracle Media Applications Development     
>>>New Media Division  
>>>===================================================
>>>Date: 05 Dec 94 04:45:06
>>>From:"Michael" 
>>>To:hosorio,nbhutani,jazure
>>>Subject:Fwd: Just in case the pipeline breaks...
>>>
>>>Hector,  This might be of interest to you...
>>>
>>>Michael 
>>>-------------------------------------
>>>Date: 05 Dec 94 12:23:58
>>>From:"Judith "
>>>     
>>>To:mlin,suwalsh,elogsdon,mavilez,pyiu
>>>Subject:Fwd: Just in case the pipeline breaks...
>>>
>>>Can you guys believe this?  Marvin?
>>>
>>>- Judy
>>>------------------------
>>>
>>>Date: 05 Dec 94 04:03:20
>>>From:"Lauren A" 
>>>To:laura,jsim,mzirelli,kgainey,nnorman,jkeavney
>>>Subject:Fwd: Just in case the pipeline breaks...
>>>
>>>No way
>>>
>>>Lauren 
>>>Senior Manager, Multimedia Programs
>>>Oracle Corporation
>>>---------------------------
>>>
>>>Date: 05 Dec 94 11:48:33
>>>From:"John " 
>>>To:rcrowley,pbuscemi,bstill,lames,akraaijv,psenator
>>>Subject:Fwd: Just in case the pipeline breaks...
>>>
>>>just another day at Oracle
>>>
>>>John 
>>>----------------------
>>>Date: 05 Dec 94 10:26:47
>>>From:"Neil , Advertising" 
>>>To:jkurtz
>>>Subject:Fwd: Just in case the pipeline breaks...
>>>-------------------------
>>>Date: 02 Dec 94 17:00:38
>>>From:"Martha " 
>>>To:neil
>>>Subject:Fwd: Just in case the pipeline breaks...
>>>
>>>neil, you won't believe this one.  read the attached message]]]]]]]]]]]]
>>>Regards,
>>>
>>>Martha
>>>Hardware Buyer
>>>
>>>----------------------------
>>>
>>>Date: 02 Dec 94 16:59:40
>>>From:"Vikki" 
>>>To:mahill,steph,lynn
>>>Subject:Fwd: Just in case the pipeline breaks...
>>>Reply-to:VL
>>>
>>>check this out]]]]
>>>
>>>Regards,
>>>Vikki
>>>Buyer
>>>------------------------------
>>>
>>>Date: 02 Dec 94 15:44:37
>>>From:"TC.US.ORACLE.COM" 
>>>To:mmoye,nhuening,eestess,kswanson,vlira,mphillip
>>>Subject:Fwd: Just in case the pipeline breaks...
>>>
>>>Unbelievable...
>>>
>>>Read on.
>>>-------------------------------
>>>
>>>Date: 02 Dec 94 14:41:40
>>>From:"Melissa  " 
>>>To:aklein,edruker,jwheeler,rskarste,tcarrari,cmacdona,sfacey,skduvall,
>>>   jbrush
>>>Subject:Fwd: Just in case the pipeline breaks...
>>>
>>>I can't believe this is a real person...
>>>
>>>Thank you,
>>>
>>>Melissa
>>>Account Executive
>>>DMD Eastern Region
>>>-----------------------------
>>>Date: 02 Dec 94 15:11:32
>>>From:"Mark" 
>>>To:melissa,fiend,greg
>>>Subject:Fwd: Just in case the pipeline breaks...
>>>
>>>are you kidding?  lance, read on....
>>>
>>>Regards,
>>>Mark 
>>>Support & Documentation Sales
>>>---------------------------
>>>
>>>Date: 02 Dec 94 15:05:10
>>>From:"Peter " 
>>>To:gburkhol,mcusuman,gloos,labrown,peanders,tdurnin
>>>Subject:Fwd: Just in case the pipeline breaks...
>>>Cc:jgislaso
>>>
>>>Just in case you guys are still looking or don't want to take your
>>>girlfriends.
>>>
>>>Thanks,
>>>Peter 
>>>Support Sales
>>>-----------------------------
>>>
>>>Date: 02 Dec 94 11:26:21
>>>From:"Jamie  " 
>>>To:pnewell,mhartley@xx
>>>Subject:Fwd: Just in case the pipeline breaks...
>>>
>>>Jamie 
>>>Contract Specialist
>>>----------------------------
>>>Date: 02 Dec 94 08:30:43
>>>From:"Anthony" 
>>>To:jlev,tsutherl
>>>Subject:Fwd: Just in case the pipeline breaks...
>>>
>>>This girl is the cheeeeeeeeeeeesiest]
>>>
>>>Tom-
>>>in case things don't work out with lynn..
>>>
>>>Jamie-
>>>in case dana dies in a plane crash.
>>>
>>>Thanks,
>>>Anthony 
>>>Direct Response Representative
>>>=====================================================================
>>>
>>>Los Dojores and Atlanta are playing at 8.  San Diego has a day game
>>>around 4.  Everyone else is traveling.
>>>
>>>Apparantly Larry himself got a hold of this note and she didn't get
>>>canned. She still works here]]
>>>
>>>DO NOT PASS THIS UP...ONCE IN A LIFETIME CHANGE....YOU WOULD BE A
>>>FOOL TO DENY
>>>
>>>*********************************************************************
>>>
>>>GENTLEMEN,
>>>
>>>Assuming you are all in the prime of your bachelorhood, I am going to
>>>offer a proposal concerning this years Christmas party.
>>>
>>>NOTE: If you have a "girlfriend", I do apologize, but it's time to
>>>break up with them and get on the bigger and better things.
>>>
>>>For starters, I would like my friends to go to the X-mas party on
>>>December 17th. I am positive in saying you would enjoy the company of
>>>well-mannered, well-dressed, intelligent young females, correct? And
>>>you all deserve only the best. This is why I am suggesting that you
>>>eligible young feutal knights ask one of my friends to the party.
>>>This is the perfect chance to meet some of the most desirable women
>>>in the Bay Area in a comfortable and classy environment.
>>>
>>>You would not have to deal with those nervous, anxious, twitching
>>>fits which often occur when you are around good-looking women because
>>>you would be in the comfort of you own work atmosphere, plus I will
>>>e there to hold your hand and guide each one of you through this.
>>>Seriously, it is something to think about. Plus you have all seen me
>>>and my friends are even better looking than I am, if you choose to
>>>believe that. It's the perfect set up. PLEAAASEE]
>>>
>>>These are a few of whom I would like you to accompany to the event.
>>>*Below is a detailed description. Some of you have met these young
>>>honeys.
>>>
>>>MICHELLE XXXXX - She is a 5'9 Anglo-Saxon with long blond hair,
>>>stunning eyes and delicious long legs. She prefers you call her
>>>"Stein". She's great fun and always willing to smoke a bowl or just
>>>bullshit with you. She can drink a lot without puking and
>>>occasionally enjoys a Marlboro Light 100 (fair warning). She does
>>>not have a serious boyfriend, aids, and is an active heterosexual.
>>>
>>>ADRIA XXXXXX - She is a stunningly gorgeous Italian-American with
>>>a darling stylist short hair cut.  She reaches approximately 5'5 in
>>>height, and pow, body is like 36'-24'-36'. She's got booodddeee and
>>>dresses like she knows it. She does have a boyfriend but what does
>>>that mean anyway. Besides, he is far away, one of those long-distance
>>>things. You all would be fools to pass this one up.  She too drinks
>>>accessively without puking and very often chain smokes.  She is crazy
>>>but worth every bit of it.
>>>
>>>AFSOON XXXXXX - Don't let the name frighten you. She is beautiful.
>>>A lot of you know her and she will probably be the first to go, so
>>>respond quickly.  She lives is LA and works as a successful Account
>>>Specialist for a popular PR firm in Century city.  She is exotic
>>>looking, has a thin frame and dresses with the upmost in style and
>>>class.  She would be a fabulous date. She doesn't talk too much and
>>>laughes at most funny things. Her height is 5'7 and she has dark wavy
>>>shoulder length hair. She drinks, smokes very little, and smiles a
>>>lot.
>>>
>>>JILLIAN XXXXXX - She is the type of woman you would want to be with
>>>on a deserted island (in high school she won desert island
>>>companion), put it that way. SEX, SEX, SEX, she is just like me. She
>>>is beautiful, sexy, and entertaining all in one package.  All you
>>>have to do to have this Italian Stallion is ask (I mean ask to the
>>>party). She is 5'5 in height, short brown hair, full lips, and booty
>>>for days (I mean that in a good way for all you white boys). She is
>>>currently a non-smoker, due to a throat problem earlier this year.
>>>
>>>JEANETTE XXXXX - She also is Italian, upper part of Italy, the
>>>fair-complected Italians, but she's not that much of a snob. In fact,
>>>she will have you rolling in tits and laughter all night. She is
>>>probably the most amusing mother fucker in the whole pack. She smokes
>>>and smokes and smokes but it does not change how good she looks. She
>>>is 5'7 in height and her blond hair falls ever so softly around her
>>>radiantly pretty face. If you want to kick it and have fun, this
>>>one's for you. She has a man, in Compton, so I wouldn't mess around.
>>>
>>>BERNADETTE XXXXXXX - She is the youngest of 12 kids and the
>>>craziest, best-looking, most intelligent, loudest,...I could go on
>>>but I won't. She is good for anything. Besides her good looks and
>>>sexy 5'10 frame this 25 year old blond will have you studdering
>>>nonsense all night. In fact, I am not sure if any of you could even
>>>hang with her. I might have to ask LJE if he would like me to hook
>>>him up with an untamable lion like Bernadette.
>>>
>>>J-M - She is taken care of, unless you can persuade her to drop
>>>the Model/Freak of the Week from Sacramento she was going to ask for
>>>a better offer.
>>>
>>>All jokes aside, this proposal is worth thinking about. We could get
>>>together as a group, get a room, pre-party, party, post-party. It
>>>could be a lot of fun.
>>>
>>>Let's do this] Please be in touch regarding this email. You may reach
>>>me at x&*&&&& or at home *^^&%%**(. Of course, you may also respond
>>>via email.
>>>
>>>Be in touch. - Jacklyn
>>>
>>>
>>>.......................................................................
>>>
>>>Date: Tue, 22 Oct 96 12:15:20 PST
>>>Message-Id: <96092284@intermail.el.nec.com>
>>>To: gina@loki.xilinx.com, heyept@aol.com, jlouiao@sc.ten.com,
>>>        kel@array.com, michl@visa.com, norm@mayfield.hp.com,
>>>        sle@cisco.com, pma@zilog.com, fl@zilog.com, pgr@zilog.com,
>>>        kt@syskonnect.com, kslo@ucla.edu, yu@big-island.com,
>>>        cho@semix.com, dennis@intuit.com, koy@wow.com,
>>>        rick_@bda.com, rt@auspex.com, usqr@ibmmail.com,
>>>        wl@us.oracle.com, donna@hotmail.com, mle@frk.com,
>>mwl@telis.org,
>>>        hall@exar.com, kevin@ngc.com, steve@exar.com,
>>>        kwon@msm.mea.com, egom@altera.com, sh@informix.com
>>>
>>>.......................................................................
>>>
>>>TO: HAR_R/HP@hpcc814,
>>>    KA_JOHN/HP@hpcc814
>>
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>> B),viv@ix.netcom.com (Vivi T), vkh58464@aol.com (Valorie
>> K),vsroxas@aol.com ("She's too too nasty"), wang4930@sundance.SJSU.EDU
>> (Charley W)
>>Original cc: brad@wonderware.com (Brad D),
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>> gquinn@cccpp.com (Gonzalo Q),hsas@harold.com (Harold S),
>> HUY@mailgate.diamondmm.com (HUY N),hyo@ascend.com (Henry Y),
>> lo@sigsci.com ("Dr. Jonny MD"),mac@pacbell.net (Moises L), Mich
>> Hods@North America.Adaptec (Mike ), mkong@best.com (Marcus K),
>> Phea_So@mm.ssd.lmsc.lockheed.com (Phea S), rus@identix.usa.com
>> (Russell ),sus@hewm.com (Crystal ), vin@best.com (Gay
>> B),vivit@ix.netcom.com (Vivi T), vkh58464@aol.com (Valorie
>> K),vsro@aol.com ("She's too too nasty"), wang30@sundance.SJSU.EDU
>> (Charley W)
>>Forwarded: true
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>>To: Anthony_A@baynetworks.com, dteigen@netgate.net,
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>>Subject: fwd: hot babes (fwd)

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